saying "i only dress for me" is a big lie, we should all be dressing in hopes that elderly women on the street tell us we look "sharp"
LADIES, are we just gonna sit around and let Jared Leto have the #1 ombre AND #1 messy bun in the game???
honestly i support chris pratt as the new jennifer lawrence
on october 3rd, he asked me why i only spoke in pop culture references & was unable to display human emotion
❒ Taken. ❒ Single. ✔ Too busy figuring out how to lead a glamorous yet menacing lifestyle on a modest budget to even think about love
decorating tip: paint yr baby's room whatever color u want, yr baby doesn't know a thing abt the false gender binaries attributed to colors
"you're a homeschooled jungle freak virgin who can't drive" = my new hobby is creating hybrid burns from teen movie quotes
it is so hard out here for teen girls in 2014, they've resorted to making a heartthrob out of a target checkout boy
grossest thing is when people describe your quick wit & low tolerance for manipulation as "sassy"
MEN the reason I don't smile while I walk down the street is b/c I'm busy mentally devising a utopia in which u all have to live underground
when ppl DON'T want to hangout with me it's like um sorry did you not see all the fun i have to offer as detailed in my promotional brochure
leaving school to pursue my dreams of being a person who gets enough sleep
I'm in a really good place right now (I'm in Dunkin Donuts)
please support my Kickstarter. I'm trying to raise enough money to actually produce all of the movies from the marquee in Drake & Josh.
IMAGINE being so famous that wearing sweatpants to the grocery store makes people describe you as "down to earth"
ALEX FROM TARGET = JUST ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF HOW IT TAKES SO LITTLE FOR TEENAGE BOYS TO BE CONSIDERED SPECIAL
there were a lot of songs where men sang about "good girls" in 2013, let's make 2014 the year of girls singing about "sexually inept boys"
imagine if other basic human rights were promoted the same way consent is..."access to water & basic plumbing is sexy ;)"