LADIES, are we just gonna sit around and let Jared Leto have the #1 ombre AND #1 messy bun in the game???
"you're a homeschooled jungle freak virgin who can't drive" = my new hobby is creating hybrid burns from teen movie quotes
MEN the reason I don't smile while I walk down the street is b/c I'm busy mentally devising a utopia in which u all have to live underground
leaving school to pursue my dreams of being a person who gets enough sleep
I'm in a really good place right now (I'm in Dunkin Donuts)
please support my Kickstarter. I'm trying to raise enough money to actually produce all of the movies from the marquee in Drake & Josh.
IMAGINE being so famous that wearing sweatpants to the grocery store makes people describe you as "down to earth"
there were a lot of songs where men sang about "good girls" in 2013, let's make 2014 the year of girls singing about "sexually inept boys"
say what you want about kim & kanye, but she is the ONLY person he follows on twitter THAT'S REAL LOVE
HEY IF YOU SHOULD BE STUDYING RIGHT NOW, JUST REMEMBER BEYONCE DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE!!!!
don't worry, your life isn't boring, "young wild & free" is just a concept created by urban outfitters to sell graphic tees + dreamcatchers
do you ever feel like one direction has gone through puberty like 4 times
hahahahaha someone ahahhahah has to wake up hahaha Green Day hahaha tomorrow hahahah better set our alarms #first
I wrote a poem about being in your 20s composed entirely of copy & pasted phrases from Forever 21 Yelp reviews: gabbynoone.com/post/753430165…
high school: "JUST WAIT, BOYS R GONNA LOVE YOU IN COLLEGE!" nursing home: "just wait, i've heard guys in the afterlife are pretty bomb"
i've decided that my look for fall 2013 is BOSSY and HYDRATED and ABLE TO MAKE MEANINGFUL EYE CONTACT
remember in middle school when yr friends would get strawberries n cream frappuchinos & be like "i LOVE coffee"
the ppl who determine excellence in entertainment are abt as relevant as ur annoying uncle who just asked if you've ever heard of "planking"
new year's eve is just an illusion created by the government to boost the economy through sales of metallic body con dresses
middle school was so weird, like, you had to wear a camisole under everything