saying "i only dress for me" is a big lie, we should all be dressing in hopes that elderly women on the street tell us we look "sharp"
LADIES, are we just gonna sit around and let Jared Leto have the #1 ombre AND #1 messy bun in the game???
if police targetted all teen boys who wear marijuana print socks & steal from convenience stores, 90% of white boys would be in jail
honestly i support chris pratt as the new jennifer lawrence
on october 3rd, he asked me why i only spoke in pop culture references & was unable to display human emotion
❒ Taken. ❒ Single. ✔ Too busy figuring out how to lead a glamorous yet menacing lifestyle on a modest budget to even think about love
decorating tip: paint yr baby's room whatever color u want, yr baby doesn't know a thing abt the false gender binaries attributed to colors
"Girls, be careful when you go to a party because boys are dogs!" = A LIE, IF BOYS WERE ACTUAL DOGS THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH HAPPIER PLACE
"you're a homeschooled jungle freak virgin who can't drive" = my new hobby is creating hybrid burns from teen movie quotes
it is so hard out here for teen girls in 2014, they've resorted to making a heartthrob out of a target checkout boy
movie idea: the FBI sends me to assassinate James Franco under the guise of interviewing him for a magazine for teenage girls
grossest thing is when people describe your quick wit & low tolerance for manipulation as "sassy"
i hate ice breaker activities so much like maybe i don't WANT to break the ice maybe i want to maintain my image as FRIGID ICY COLD BITCH
"Sorry, i have no filter!" I DONT CARE. YOU'RE A HUMAN BEING, NOT A PIC OF A SUNSET. GO GET ONE.
MEN the reason I don't smile while I walk down the street is b/c I'm busy mentally devising a utopia in which u all have to live underground
why are there 5 movies nominated every year about like a middle aged white man finding the courage within himself to teach math
when ppl DON'T want to hangout with me it's like um sorry did you not see all the fun i have to offer as detailed in my promotional brochure
a complete list of subjects to bring up at the dinner table that everyone will agree upon and have something nice to say about: zayn malik