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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
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Aww. This is sooo cute. My 12 pet shrimps have taken their shells off and are drinking from a bowl of cocktail sauOH MY GOD WHO DID THIS!?
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Hey look, Grandma! You made the cover of "Didn't Make Me Any Cookies Weekly" again. "What good is she to anyone?" it says.
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Damn, girl. You must be a Blu-ray copy of Babe 2 Pig In The City because I can’t take my eyes off your special features.
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vladchoc's 10.3K followers are from 45 countries and 437 cities. Their majority is interested in Writers, Music, Author, Marketing. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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God I just want to punch every DVD cover in this store right in its stupid, over-photoshopped fac-Ooh, Piranha 3DD!
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Saw a 5 year old girl at her dad's funeral bragging to her friends that she got to ride in the "fancy black car" fudge. #sadicecreamflavors
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So you're saying that if I COULD go back in time and stop Jay-Z from constantly doing flute solos it would have already happened?
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You just hang tight, Mrs. Midler. I'll see if I can pull a few strings down at the taco truck. EXCUSE ME SIR CAN YOU COOK THIS LIVE FROG.
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vladchoc shares 0 links a week, mostly from favstar.fm, twitter.com, www.mandatory.com, au.movember.com, mobro.co, getphysicool.com,
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*spooky bat noises* @robfee has included me in a list. *MC Hammer's Addams Family theme blasts from a haunted victrola*
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Follow @TheThomason and check out his work at . What is RiffTrax? Ok, we need to have a talk about life priorities. #FF
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Hey. I made a @robfee list! Super stoked! Gonna self flagellate slightly less tonight!
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0% of vladchoc's tweets are replies. This means 0 replies a week, mostly to @TomHanksIsHot (3) and @TheThomason (2).
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I just ousted The Last Shred Of Happiness as the mayor of My Brain on @foursquare!
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10am. Beer o clock. (@ Marketforce - Research Department w/ @stevemacattack)
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RT @danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.
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RT @9to5Life: Dairy Queen should name their Blizzards after girl relationship problems like "ChocoFudge You Think I'm Needy?!" or "Mint ...
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RT @m_suit: I'll bet you're just like me. Something happened and one day here you are, telling your problems to a handheld rectangle of ...
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RT @OuterJohn: How about a reverse vaccuum so I can spray dust all over old books and spooky mirrors?
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I will not compliment or try to tell @MmeSurly a joke today. I will not compliment or try to tell @MmeSurly a joke today. I will not complim
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That was my impersonation of a sexy fish with eyelashes telling you to get @Shanehasabeard over 600 followers. Sorry if it offended anyone.
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Whoa. @Shanehasabeard. Flollow folldoy. Gloolld slooff thoorl. Floooooolloooloooloow. #FL
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True fact. @Leemanish has more heart in one finger than I have in two fingers. Bup bup. Bup bup. Pumpin’ digits. #FF
