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Did Clint Eastwood just end the recession?
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Jennifer Lawrence? More like Jennifer Floor-rence! Lolololololololololololololololololilololololol (cuz she fell)
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If I ever have kids, they better friggin' be nerdfighters, I'll tell ya that right now.
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When life gives you lemons, really you can only make lemon juice. You'd also need sugar & water for lemonade. Enjoy your lemon juice, loser.
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wheezywaiter's 78.5K followers are from 78 countries and 935 cities. Their majority is interested in Music, Writers, Student, Social Media. Check them out by clicking the blue percentages.Audience Demographics
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Thinking about shaving off the beard today.
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My last tweet wasn't fishing for encouragement, though I appreciate it. I get to play make believe for a living. Seriously, life is good.
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My views are declining. But some of my best stuff was made when no one was watching. Quality doesn't conjure popularity. I'll keep going.
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Okay for real for real. Pretty soon I'll be uploading what I think is one of the best Wheezies in a long time! Expectations raised.
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wheezywaiter shares 11 links a week, mostly from youtu.be, instagram.com, chill.com, www.youtube.com, plus.google.com, goodstuffshow.tumblr.com
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20% of wheezywaiter's tweets are replies. This means 5 replies a week, mostly to @CoreyVidal (24) and @LamarrWilson (16).
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Once in a generation you find something that changes your entire outlook. For me, today, it is this song. @robcantor
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Good night all of yous. See you on the television of the internet tomorrow. Modest Mouse - Float On:
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RT @goodstuffshow: Painting the wall at the office. Goodbye, beige! http://t.co/cjzHiYlI87
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RT @DJHarryJ: @wheezywaiter I didn't put on Tumblr but this is good enough, right? I even made it Black and White! http://t.co/T4lf4vt7fE
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Heading back to Chicago this evening. Thanks for making @PlaylistLIVE happen @thewebguy
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So far @PlaylistLIVE is awesome. Sat in a hot tub, ate food, and slept. Not at the same time. That's dangerous! People would take my food!
