If you take the lower offer on The Chase you deserve to be caught! #justsaying
Roll on summer #banter @AndyWhitehead23 @jgidman @ChrisJenkored @Martelliott @StokeCasuals @Collett122 @james_hagan @pietoffee and the rest
@lee_hughes1989 @Jonnymalp My Dad has nothing to do with this! He'd hate his son drinking 15 pints!!
We may have lost but fuck me we no how have a good night @jgidman @StokeCasuals @NHCC1921 @AndyWhitehead23 #nhccpissheads @Collett122
Great game well played Sandyford good luck in the final.. @sandyfordcc
@Aulternator @Cricket_Forum @richjarvo They've signed Samiullah Khan
@nhcc1921 Can't wait win the quiz tonight!!
@stacey_dagger RT @beadyeye_music: NEW SINGLE! http://t.co/EQs92Y1Z5s
@Sneathy81 @CHAIRCOVERSTOKE GO AWAY CHAIR COVER!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday to me Happy Birthday to me going drink lots of larger Happy Birthday to me. #25 #oldbastard
@HanniKilgariff @sophie_jane9 @Princess_NikZee @Martelliott @gurgsx @beckypowell7 New kitchen for you girls, leave the drinking to the boys!
Come on England. #nzveng
@AthersMUFC 1 day without winning a bet!
Can't stop singing 'Ooooo oooo oooo it's Bobs worth' @AthersMUFC @lee_hughes1989
The new Beady Eye tune is awesome! #liam
Kasabian - Goodbye Kiss #tune
2013 Cricket season officially starts today! #yes #summer #beer #banter #ducks
Why not just kill him??? #MickPhilpott #scum
Simon Wood shares 0 links a week, mostly from
youtu.be, ow.ly, bit.ly, www.nme.com, twocation.com, twitter.com,
BE. 6.2013 #beadyeye
Been there RT @Fascinatingpics: Ferrari World, Abu Dhabi.
Wow @Jonnymalp RT @NME: Franz Ferdinand, Tinie Tempah and Bastille added to Ibiza and Mallorca Rocks line-up
Haha RT @NME: Jake Bugg on One Direction: 'The ugliest one is the best singer':
65% of Simon Wood's tweets are replies. This means 38 replies a week, mostly to
@martlufc (167) and @dazla25 (155).
RT @Beady_Eye: BE 06.2013 http://t.co/A8MKTnAOXf
RT @liamgallagher: Flick of The Finger
Face The Crowd
Good luck @LancsCCC @lancscricket @kylehogg22 @Stevenjcroft @newbytime @chappie03
Cricket is taking over Shield @RyanHassett22 @Sneathy81